I am tired and don’t have the time I thought I would have to blog! Falling behind. It is 9:53 pm and we have early morning yoga from 6:30-7:30 am tomorrow because Tom and Ursula have to leave early for the east coast and I really want to make sure they get a morning session in before they leave. The retreat continues until Rick and I leave on Saturday afternoon.
So this blog will be short and sweet based on a t-shirt Rick wore yesterday!
Rick has this amusing t-shirt called Relgions of the World and, since perhaps you can’t read it from the photo, I have transcribed it below the photo.
Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock. “Shit happens.”
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.
Judaism: Oyvay! Why does this shit always happen to me?
Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!
Atheism: There is no shit!
New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.